Testosteron Im Essen

21 5 2020

Michael Obama

Motaur

San Francisco closes all Planned Parenthood clinics after sting operation catches employees using plastic straws. There, the appendage could be quite clearly seen swinging while she danced and pushing out the sheer, loose fabric of what appear to be white linen trousers. Bernie Sanders launches presidential campaign, promises to "build a great big beautiful Iron Curtain" around America if elected.

Kim becomes world leader, feeds uncle to dogs; Obama eats dogs, becomes world leader, America cries uncle. Malik's statement and Barack's silence is giving credence to the rumors. Hillary campaign denies accusations of smoking-gun evidence in her emails, claims they contain only smoking-circumstantial-gun evidence. DNC study finds lockdowns no longer necessary as the economy is now being destroyed more effectively by looters and rioters. FBI captures instigator and spiritual leader of the rioters. Liz Warren harshly critical of Biden's suggestion to coal miners that they should learn to code, offers to have them trained as romance novelists instead. Yes, the ogre on the left actually said that Michelle was beautiful and Melania was ugly. White House to American children: Sequester causes layoffs among hens that lay Easter eggs; union-wage Easter Bunnies to be replaced by Mexican Chupacabras. Hillary: "I lost, so I'm going to follow our democratic traditions, poison the wells, and scorch the earth".

Pope outraged by Planned Parenthood's "unfettered capitalism," demands equal redistribution of baby parts to each according to his need. Japan offers to extend nuclear umbrella to cover U. Study: springbreak is to STDs what April 15th is to accountants. They cite an alleged Adam's Apple though women with thyroid problems will appear to have a bulge on the front of their necks and a bulge in her pants. Post-inauguration blues: millions of democrats distraught as the reality of having to find real jobs sets in. Jackson's Rainbow Coalition to Crimea. Orwell was right. White House: when President shoots skeet, he donates the meat to food banks that feed the middle class. Conservative think tank introduces children to capitalism with pop-up picture book "The Road to Smurfdom".

Screen Shot at 1. Enraged by accusation that they are doing Obama's bidding, media leaders demand instructions from White House on how to respond. White House hires part-time schizophrenic Mandela sign interpreter to help sell Obamacare. Concerned with mounting death toll, Taliban offers to send peacekeeping advisers to Chicago. Japan offers to extend nuclear umbrella to cover U. In , Alex Jones claimed to have proof that Michelle was male. Responding to Oslo shootings, Obama declares Christianity "Religion of Peace," praises "moderate Christians," promises to send one into space. Congressional Democrats: "We cannot just simply replace Obamacare with freedom because then millions of Americans will suddenly become free". All Rights Reserved.

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Obama regrets the US government didn't provide his mother with free contraceptives when she was in college. Enraged by accusation that they are doing Obama's bidding, media leaders demand instructions from White House on how to respond. Bernie Sanders introduces single-payer public transportation bill to end America's unequal, unfair, and expensive private transportation system. Democrat strategist: without government supervision, women would have never evolved into humans. Obama: green economy likely to transform America into a leading third world country of the new millennium. Neither she or Obama have addressed the persistent rumor about her being a man named Michael, which are exploding online more than ever before, due to what his brother recently tweeted. Afraid of "dangerous" Trump presidency, protesters pre-emptively burn America down to the ground. White House: top Obama officials using secret email accounts a result of bad IT advice to avoid spam mail from Nigeria.

White House releases new exciting photos of Obama standing, sitting, looking thoughtful, and even breathing in and out. Nobel Peace Prize controversy: Hillary not nominated despite having done even less than Obama to deserve it. Obama's Regulation Reduction committee finds US Constitution to be expensive outdated framework inefficiently regulating federal gov't. Grassroots group calls for "The Million Regulators March" on Washington, supported by all who fear the loss of their betters telling them what to do. Meek inherit Earth, can't afford estate taxes. Dizzy with success, Obama renames his wildly popular healthcare mandate to HillaryCare. China launches cube-shaped space object with a message to aliens: "The inhabitants of Earth will steal your intellectual property, copy it, manufacture it in sweatshops with slave labor, and sell it back to you at ridiculously low prices". Obama: green economy likely to transform America into a leading third world country of the new millennium. IG Report: the FBI broke the law, but since there was no criminal intent, no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case. Afraid of "dangerous" Trump presidency, protesters pre-emptively burn America down to the ground.

Re-educate your friends, family, and co-workers! You've been counted, Thought Criminal Write down this number and report to your Kommissar at the nearest railroad station. Bergdahl with only two options: pursue a doctorate at Berkley or become a Senator from Massachusetts. Non-presidential candidate Paul Ryan pledges not to run for president in new non-presidential non-ad campaign. Study: no Social Security reform will be needed if gov't raises retirement age to at least years. President issues executive orders banning cliffs, ceilings, obstructions, statistics, and other notions that prevent us from moving forwards and upward. Obama: green economy likely to transform America into a leading third world country of the new millennium. Prior to the most recent sighting, the most obvious prior sighting occurred on the Ellen Degeneres show, where Michael danced with a group of people on stage. Post-inauguration blues: millions of democrats distraught as the reality of having to find real jobs sets in. Ebola Czar issues five-year plan with mandatory quotas of Ebola infections per each state based on voting preferences.

Timb

2 7 2020

Michael Obama

Fegor

Obama, we're just calling to ask if you want our foreign policy back.

Neither she or Obama have addressed the persistent rumor about her being a man named Michael, which are exploding online more than ever before, due to what his brother recently tweeted. Hillary Clinton blames YouTube video for unexpected and spontaneous voter uprising that prevented her inevitable move into the White House. North Korean leader executes own uncle for talking about Obamacare at family Christmas party. I do miss what she brought to the interwebs Everything is dead. Kremlin puts out warning not to photoshop Putin riding meteor unless bare-chested. Gavin Newsom follows up by mandating them to have electricity by This was understandable in the old context as it would have been frowned upon by racist Amerikkkans who would not have supported a trans First Lady of color. Jay Carney says he found out that Obama found out that he found out that Obama found out that he found out about the latest Obama administration scandal on the news. The s are right here with us, and they're wondering, too.

Fun facts about world languages: the Left has more words for statism than the Eskimos have for snow. This was understandable in the old context as it would have been frowned upon by racist Amerikkkans who would not have supported a trans First Lady of color. Gavin Newsom follows up by mandating them to have electricity by Election Joe Biden pledges to a peaceful post-election transfer of power to George Soros Out: Flatten the curve. Enraged by accusation that they are doing Obama's bidding, media leaders demand instructions from White House on how to respond. Charlie Hebdo receives Islamophobe award ; the cartoonists could not be reached for comment due to their inexplicable, illogical deaths. Islamic clerics split on whether Reps. Experts: California's planned transition of all state jobs from citizens to illegal aliens by will help to avoid bankruptcy and save money for social programs for illegal aliens. Nurse Kaci Hickox angrily tells reporters that she won't change her clocks for daylight savings time. The Independent reported: In a minute video, the Infowars host analyses footage and photos which he believes prove Ms Obama has a penis.

Responding to Oslo shootings, Obama declares Christianity "Religion of Peace," praises "moderate Christians," promises to send one into space. I do miss what she brought to the interwebs Study: no Social Security reform will be needed if gov't raises retirement age to at least years. Hillary campaign denies accusations of smoking-gun evidence in her emails, claims they contain only smoking-circumstantial-gun evidence. Pope outraged by Planned Parenthood's "unfettered capitalism," demands equal redistribution of baby parts to each according to his need. The s are right here with us, and they're wondering, too. Democratic Party leaders in panic after recent poll shows most Democratic voters think 'midterm' is when to end pregnancy. Page 1 of 1 33 posts Previous Next. Che Guevara's son hopes Cuba's communism will rub off on US, proposes a long list of people the government should execute first.

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NY Mayor to hold peace talks with rats, apologize for previous Mayor's cowboy diplomacy. Green energy fact: if we put all green energy subsidies together in one-dollar bills and burn them, we could generate more electricity than has been produced by subsidized green energy. Russian separatists in Ukraine riot over an offensive YouTube video showing the toppling of Lenin statues. Maxine Waters for two unnamed members of the State Duma. Beverly Hills campaign heats up between Henry Waxman and Marianne Williamson over the widening income gap between millionaires and billionaires in their district. Ex-president Obama declares Irma "Hurricane of Peace," urges not to jump to conclusions and succumb to stormophobia. Experts: California's planned transition of all state jobs from citizens to illegal aliens by will help to avoid bankruptcy and save money for social programs for illegal aliens. Children will ask, "Mommy, what's a unicorn? Non-presidential candidate Paul Ryan pledges not to run for president in new non-presidential non-ad campaign. Virginia county to close schools after teacher asks students to write 'death to America' in Arabic.

People's Karaoke Progressive sing-alongs for collective dancing and marching. Bergdahl with only two options: pursue a doctorate at Berkley or become a Senator from Massachusetts. FISA court rubberstamps statement denying its portrayal as government's rubber stamp. Experts debate whether Iranian negotiators broke John Kerry's leg or he did it himself to get out of negotiations. For years people online have stated Michelle Obama is a man, due to her large hands and feet, as well as her height. California gives new meaning to strawman argument as caped Strawman battles supervillains in restaurants, bars, and fast food joints. Obama's teleprompter unhappy with White House Twitter: "Too few words". OFA admits its advice for area activists to give Obamacare Talk at shooting ranges was a bad idea.

Al Sharpton: "Not even Putin can withstand our signature chanting, 'racist, sexist, anti-gay, Russian army go away'! There is something off about that "woman. Report: The Mueller investigation has finally determined that the lyrics to Louie Louie are not about Trump and Russian collusion. Malik Obama's tweet about Michelle Obama being a man Malik Obama's tweet about Obama being born in Kenya Neither she or Obama have addressed the persistent rumor about her being a man named Michael, which are exploding online more than ever before, due to what his brother recently tweeted. Snuggle Bunny Dr. Citizens of Pluto protest US government's surveillance of their planetoid and its moons with New Horizons space drone. Obama calls new taxes 'spending reductions in tax code. In related news, Joe Biden follows other candidates in withdrawing from race and endorsing Joe Biden. FISA court rubberstamps statement denying its portrayal as government's rubber stamp. The trouser snake can really shake!

Sarah Gerth

8 1 2020

Michael Obama

Yozshuran

Post-election shopping tip: look for the PoliticsFree label at your local grocer to make sure you don't buy from companies that don't want your business anymore.

Progressive scientists: Truth is a variable deduced by subtracting 'what is' from 'what ought to be'. Obama attends church service, worships self. Malik Obama, the brother of former U. US Media: Can Pope Francis possibly clear up Vatican bureaucracy and banking without blaming the previous administration? Michelle Obama being labeled a man on a third party site The sites have repeatedly promoted the rumor she is a man named Michael who had a sex change. Historical revisionists: "Hey, you never know". In last-ditch effort to help Ukraine, Obama deploys Rev. San Francisco closes all Planned Parenthood clinics after sting operation catches employees using plastic straws. Michael Obama was on the cover of practically every magazine for 8 years - Melania, not on one. Malik posted the tweet on the social networking website Twitter.

Obama, we're just calling to ask if you want our foreign policy back. Trump politicizes the 4th of July, declares it henceforth to be called the 45th of July, or July the Trumpth. Skeet Ulrich denies claims he had been shot by President but considers changing his name to 'Traps'. Another Sighting! People have repeatedly called Michelle Obama manly on social networking and website feedback sections. Yes, the ogre on the left actually said that Michelle was beautiful and Melania was ugly. Progress in gender justice: online dating industry issues recommendations for men to wear body cameras, bring attorneys as chaperones. Pope outraged by Planned Parenthood's "unfettered capitalism," demands equal redistribution of baby parts to each according to his need. Study: no Social Security reform will be needed if gov't raises retirement age to at least years.

In last-ditch effort to help Ukraine, Obama deploys Rev. Democrat strategist: without government supervision, women would have never evolved into humans. Sharpton and Rev. Web site design by Aisha. Kremlin puts out warning not to photoshop Putin riding meteor unless bare-chested. White House: when President shoots skeet, he donates the meat to food banks that feed the middle class. After years of trial and error, CIA finally succeeds with the "waiting it out" technique on Fidel Castro. To prove he is serious, Obama eliminates armed guard protection for President, Vice-President, and their families; establishes Gun-Free Zones around them instead. Accusations of siding with the enemy leave Sgt.

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Violence increases in Mexico as cartels switch from smuggling drugs to plastic straws to San Francisco. White House hires part-time schizophrenic Mandela sign interpreter to help sell Obamacare. Web site design by Aisha. Secretary of Energy Steven Chu: due to energy conservation, the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off. Efforts to achieve moisture justice for California thwarted by unfair redistribution of snow in America. Study: no Social Security reform will be needed if gov't raises retirement age to at least years. Experts: California's planned transition of all state jobs from citizens to illegal aliens by will help to avoid bankruptcy and save money for social programs for illegal aliens. Kim Jong Un executes own " crazy uncle " to keep him from ruining another family Christmas. California gives new meaning to strawman argument as caped Strawman battles supervillains in restaurants, bars, and fast food joints. Fearing the worst, Obama Administration outlaws the fan to prevent it from being hit by certain objects.

Responding to Oslo shootings, Obama declares Christianity "Religion of Peace," praises "moderate Christians," promises to send one into space. The sites have repeatedly promoted the rumor she is a man named Michael who had a sex change. IG Report: the FBI broke the law, but since there was no criminal intent, no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case. Rat falling from White House ceiling fears for his life, begs reporters for protection, offers a tell-all memoir. Enraged by accusation that they are doing Obama's bidding, media leaders demand instructions from White House on how to respond. Meek inherit Earth, can't afford estate taxes. Chicago Police trying to identify flag that caused nine murders and 53 injuries in the city this past weekend. They cite an alleged Adam's Apple though women with thyroid problems will appear to have a bulge on the front of their necks and a bulge in her pants.

The s are right here with us, and they're wondering, too. In effort to contol wild passions for violent jihad, White House urges gun owners to keep their firearms covered in gun burkas. Ex-president Obama declares Irma "Hurricane of Peace," urges not to jump to conclusions and succumb to stormophobia. Accusations of siding with the enemy leave Sgt. Obama proposes a Paris Economic Change agreement among nations to address how world will cope with future runaway economic warming. Archeologists discover remains of what Barack Obama has described as unprecedented, un-American, and not-who-we-are immigration screening process in Ellis Island. Joe Salazar defends the right of women to be raped in gun-free environment: 'rapists and rapees should work together to prevent gun violence for the common good'. Bergdahl with only two options: pursue a doctorate at Berkley or become a Senator from Massachusetts.

Crazy Old Moms Com

14 5 2020

Michael Obama

Arashilkis

Congressional Democrats: John Dean's testimony proves Trump is Nixon in disguise and must be impeached.

Concerned with mounting death toll, Taliban offers to send peacekeeping advisers to Chicago. Elian Gonzalez wishes he had come to the U. Joe Salazar defends the right of women to be raped in gun-free environment: 'rapists and rapees should work together to prevent gun violence for the common good'. US media to GOP pool of candidates: 'Knowing what we know now, would you have had anything to do with the founding of the United States? Archeologists discover remains of what Barack Obama has described as unprecedented, un-American, and not-who-we-are immigration screening process in Ellis Island. Trump politicizes the 4th of July, declares it henceforth to be called the 45th of July, or July the Trumpth. They had to perpetrate the lie of Michael being a woman San Francisco closes all Planned Parenthood clinics after sting operation catches employees using plastic straws. Violence increases in Mexico as cartels switch from smuggling drugs to plastic straws to San Francisco.

Malik Obama's tweet about Michelle Obama being a man Malik Obama's tweet about Obama being born in Kenya Neither she or Obama have addressed the persistent rumor about her being a man named Michael, which are exploding online more than ever before, due to what his brother recently tweeted. Yes, the ogre on the left actually said that Michelle was beautiful and Melania was ugly. Obama to Evangelicals: Jesus saves, I just spend. NY Mayor to hold peace talks with rats, apologize for previous Mayor's cowboy diplomacy. Nurse Kaci Hickox angrily tells reporters that she won't change her clocks for daylight savings time. The s: "Mr. Sudden rise in sea levels explained by disproportionately large tears shed by climate scientists in the aftermath of Trump's electoral victory. I do remember some media outlet fawning over her marvelously toned arms.

In , Alex Jones claimed to have proof that Michelle was male. Obama blames previous Olympics for failure to win at this Olympics. Obama, we're just calling to ask if you want our foreign policy back. Hillary Clinton blames YouTube video for unexpected and spontaneous voter uprising that prevented her inevitable move into the White House. Then that hideous ogre from Vanity Fair had the nerve to say that Melania was ugly Experts debate whether Iranian negotiators broke John Kerry's leg or he did it himself to get out of negotiations. Obama to Evangelicals: Jesus saves, I just spend. Obama calls new taxes 'spending reductions in tax code.

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All is lost. Afraid of "dangerous" Trump presidency, protesters pre-emptively burn America down to the ground. In , Alex Jones claimed to have proof that Michelle was male. Iran answers to new Reagan statue in Berlin by erecting Obama statue at Tehran airport where he delivered pallets of cash. Conservative think tank introduces children to capitalism with pop-up picture book "The Road to Smurfdom". Study: springbreak is to STDs what April 15th is to accountants. Obama congratulates Putin on Chicago-style election outcome. People have repeatedly called Michelle Obama manly on social networking and website feedback sections.

Ex-president Obama declares Irma "Hurricane of Peace," urges not to jump to conclusions and succumb to stormophobia. Bergdahl with only two options: pursue a doctorate at Berkley or become a Senator from Massachusetts. Archeologists discover remains of what Barack Obama has described as unprecedented, un-American, and not-who-we-are immigration screening process in Ellis Island. College progress enforcement squads issue schematic humor charts so students know if a joke may be spontaneously laughed at or if regulations require other action. This Passover, Obama urges his subjects to paint lamb's blood above doors in order to avoid the Sequester. Malik Obama, the brother of former U. Experts: If we don't act now, unicorns will be extinct in just ten years. Page 1 of 1 33 posts Previous Next. Obama attends church service, worships self.

Another Sighting! Obama: green economy likely to transform America into a leading third world country of the new millennium. Grassroots group calls for "The Million Regulators March" on Washington, supported by all who fear the loss of their betters telling them what to do. Non-presidential candidate Paul Ryan pledges not to run for president in new non-presidential non-ad campaign. America's attempts at peace talks with the White House continue to be met with lies, stalling tactics, and bad faith. In: Flatten the country. Report: The Mueller investigation has finally determined that the lyrics to Louie Louie are not about Trump and Russian collusion. Dizzy with success, Obama renames his wildly popular healthcare mandate to HillaryCare.

Ad Lips

1 4 2020

Michael Obama

Mezijora

When asked if they could point to North Korea on a map many college students didn't know what a map was. Statisticians: one out of three Bernie Sanders supporters is just as dumb as the other two. San Francisco: man dumping off 20 lbs of human waste in plastic bag on street corner cited for using non-biodegradable plastic bag.

CNN: We must bring America into the 21st century by replacing the 18th century Constitution with 19th century poetry. Al Gore: It's a shame that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of polar bears. But I digress. Bernie Sanders launches presidential campaign, promises to "build a great big beautiful Iron Curtain" around America if elected. Obama's African grandmother also stated in an interview with Allan Keyes that he was born in Kenya. Congressional Democrats: John Dean's testimony proves Trump is Nixon in disguise and must be impeached. Study: crony capitalism is to the free market what the Westboro Baptist Church is to Christianity. The s are right here with us, and they're wondering, too. Kim Jong Un executes own " crazy uncle " to keep him from ruining another family Christmas. Obama's teleprompter unhappy with White House Twitter: "Too few words".

Kremlin puts out warning not to photoshop Putin riding meteor unless bare-chested. Reports: Republicans pounce on 'Republicans pounce' reports. North Korean leader executes own uncle for talking about Obamacare at family Christmas party. NASA's new mission to search for racism, sexism, and economic inequality in deep space suffers from race, gender, and class power struggles over multibillion-dollar budget. But new shock footage has emerged that is being censored off the internet as fast as you can upload it. Bernie Sanders introduces single-payer public transportation bill to end America's unequal, unfair, and expensive private transportation system. Obama, we're just calling to ask if you want our foreign policy back. Congressional Democrats: "We cannot just simply replace Obamacare with freedom because then millions of Americans will suddenly become free".

After Arlington Cemetery rejects offer to bury Boston bomber, Westboro Babtist Church steps up with premium front lawn plot. Gavin Newsom follows up by mandating them to have electricity by Election Joe Biden pledges to a peaceful post-election transfer of power to George Soros Out: Flatten the curve. Kim becomes world leader, feeds uncle to dogs; Obama eats dogs, becomes world leader, America cries uncle. Oscars Michelle Obama announces long-awaited merger of Hollywood and the State. Obama's foreign policy works: "War, invasion, and conquest are signs of weakness; we've got Putin right where we want him". Accusations of siding with the enemy leave Sgt. African countries to ban all flights from the United States because "Obama is incompetent, it scares us". New York Governor Cuomo shuts down all 'non-essential' business, surprised to find himself out of a job. Sharpton: "British royals should have named baby 'Trayvon.

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Government Subsidized Penis Pumps. In , Alex Jones claimed to have proof that Michelle was male. Now that the Obamas are private citizens once again, Michael no longer needs to maintain that high degree of care to hide his member from the general public's prying eyes. Virginia county to close schools after teacher asks students to write 'death to America' in Arabic. Children will ask, "Mommy, what's a unicorn? Meek inherit Earth, can't afford estate taxes. Media the Lapdog for Obama Caption contest. Archeologists discover remains of what Barack Obama has described as unprecedented, un-American, and not-who-we-are immigration screening process in Ellis Island. Obama, we're just calling to ask if you want our foreign policy back.

NASA's new mission to search for racism, sexism, and economic inequality in deep space suffers from race, gender, and class power struggles over multibillion-dollar budget. As Santa's workshop files for bankruptcy, Fed offers bailout in exchange for control of 'naughty and nice' list. Congressional Democrats: "We cannot just simply replace Obamacare with freedom because then millions of Americans will suddenly become free". Obama retaliates against Putin by prohibiting unionized federal employees from dating hot Russian girls online during work hours. Joe Salazar defends the right of women to be raped in gun-free environment: 'rapists and rapees should work together to prevent gun violence for the common good'. Answering public skepticism, President Obama authorizes unlimited drone attacks on all skeet targets throughout the country. Reports: Republicans pounce on 'Republicans pounce' reports. Dictionary of the future: Global Warming was a popular computer simulation game, where the only way to win was not to play.

Answering public skepticism, President Obama authorizes unlimited drone attacks on all skeet targets throughout the country. Komissar al-Blogunov I do remember some media outlet fawning over her marvelously toned arms. Protest march in straight jackets against Trump ends in chaos as participants try but fail to free themselves. FBI captures instigator and spiritual leader of the rioters. Kremlin puts out warning not to photoshop Putin riding meteor unless bare-chested. Shocker: Obama had no knowledge he'd been reelected until he read about it in the local newspaper last week. Obama calls new taxes 'spending reductions in tax code. President resolves Obamacare debacle with executive order declaring all Americans equally healthy. Michelle Obama and Barack Obama People have repeatedly called Michelle Obama manly on social networking and website feedback sections.

Alternative Gegenteil

31 4 2020

Michael Obama

Meztigar

Russian separatists in Ukraine riot over an offensive YouTube video showing the toppling of Lenin statues. University ranked "very intolerant of free speech" fights the accusation by banning the study and all involved. Biden: 'If I had a Ferguson hic , it would look like a city'.

For years people online have stated Michelle Obama is a man, due to her large hands and feet, as well as her height. Jay Carney says he found out that Obama found out that he found out that Obama found out that he found out about the latest Obama administration scandal on the news. All is lost. Hillary: "I lost, so I'm going to follow our democratic traditions, poison the wells, and scorch the earth". They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. Oslo, Norway: Nobel Peace Prize goes to advocacy group about which you'll forget immediately after reading this headline. Iran answers to new Reagan statue in Berlin by erecting Obama statue at Tehran airport where he delivered pallets of cash. Protest march in straight jackets against Trump ends in chaos as participants try but fail to free themselves.

Michael Obama was on the cover of practically every magazine for 8 years - Melania, not on one. Statisticians: one out of three Bernie Sanders supporters is just as dumb as the other two. Obama to Evangelicals: Jesus saves, I just spend. Snuggle Bunny Dr. Trump suggests creating 'Muslim database'; Obama symbolically protests by shredding White House guest logs beginning Jackson's Rainbow Coalition to Crimea. Women's March against fascism completed with , fewer deaths than anticipated. Beverly Hills campaign heats up between Henry Waxman and Marianne Williamson over the widening income gap between millionaires and billionaires in their district.

Obama refutes charges of him being unresponsive to people's suffering: "When you pray to God, do you always hear a response? CNN: We must bring America into the 21st century by replacing the 18th century Constitution with 19th century poetry. Report: The Mueller investigation has finally determined that the lyrics to Louie Louie are not about Trump and Russian collusion. Responding to Oslo shootings, Obama declares Christianity "Religion of Peace," praises "moderate Christians," promises to send one into space. Obama's foreign policy works: "War, invasion, and conquest are signs of weakness; we've got Putin right where we want him". Malik's statement and Barack's silence is giving credence to the rumors. California gives new meaning to strawman argument as caped Strawman battles supervillains in restaurants, bars, and fast food joints. Orwell was right.

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This Thanksgiving ex-president Obama continues with his tradition of apologizing to turkeys everywhere for the injustice they suffered since America's founding. Hillary campaign denies accusations of smoking-gun evidence in her emails, claims they contain only smoking-circumstantial-gun evidence. Nurse Kaci Hickox angrily tells reporters that she won't change her clocks for daylight savings time. President issues executive orders banning cliffs, ceilings, obstructions, statistics, and other notions that prevent us from moving forwards and upward. Komissar al-Blogunov I do remember some media outlet fawning over her marvelously toned arms. DNC study finds lockdowns no longer necessary as the economy is now being destroyed more effectively by looters and rioters. RedSquare ThePeoplesCube. Barack Obama critical of Trump for failing to insert 'I, me, my' into his 4th of July speech: "very unpresidential! University researchers of cultural appropriation quit upon discovery that their research is appropriation from a culture that created universities. Rat falling from White House ceiling fears for his life, begs reporters for protection, offers a tell-all memoir.

Yes, the ogre on the left actually said that Michelle was beautiful and Melania was ugly. Gosnell's office in Benghazi raided by the IRS: mainstream media's worst cover-up challenge to date. They also cite the fact she had trouble conceiving, which is not proof someone is a man. Al Sharpton: "Not even Putin can withstand our signature chanting, 'racist, sexist, anti-gay, Russian army go away'! Experts debate whether Iranian negotiators broke John Kerry's leg or he did it himself to get out of negotiations. New York Governor Cuomo shuts down all 'non-essential' business, surprised to find himself out of a job. Kim becomes world leader, feeds uncle to dogs; Obama eats dogs, becomes world leader, America cries uncle. To prove he is serious, Obama eliminates armed guard protection for President, Vice-President, and their families; establishes Gun-Free Zones around them instead. Jackson's Rainbow Coalition to Crimea.

Concerned with mounting death toll, Taliban offers to send peacekeeping advisers to Chicago. People's Karaoke Progressive sing-alongs for collective dancing and marching. Obama congratulates Putin on Chicago-style election outcome. Malik's statement and Barack's silence is giving credence to the rumors. FISA court rubberstamps statement denying its portrayal as government's rubber stamp. Hillary Clinton blames YouTube video for unexpected and spontaneous voter uprising that prevented her inevitable move into the White House. Jay Carney stuck in line behind Eric Shinseki to leave the White House; estimated wait time from 15 min to 6 weeks. Skeet Ulrich denies claims he had been shot by President but considers changing his name to 'Traps'.

Silikonplaster

18 6 2020

Michael Obama

Baktilar

They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology.

White House: top Obama officials using secret email accounts a result of bad IT advice to avoid spam mail from Nigeria. Beverly Hills campaign heats up between Henry Waxman and Marianne Williamson over the widening income gap between millionaires and billionaires in their district. Ikea founder dead at 91; his coffin arrived in a box with confusing instructions and took 3 hours to assemble. White House releases new exciting photos of Obama standing, sitting, looking thoughtful, and even breathing in and out. NASA's new mission to search for racism, sexism, and economic inequality in deep space suffers from race, gender, and class power struggles over multibillion-dollar budget. Malik posted the tweet on the social networking website Twitter. Reports: Republicans pounce on 'Republicans pounce' reports. Don't forget warm clothes and a shovel! America's attempts at peace talks with the White House continue to be met with lies, stalling tactics, and bad faith. Latest UN climate report shows this month so far has seen the scariest climate pronouncements on record.

Jay Carney says he found out that Obama found out that he found out that Obama found out that he found out about the latest Obama administration scandal on the news. Don't forget warm clothes and a shovel! Shocker: Obama had no knowledge he'd been reelected until he read about it in the local newspaper last week. Fearing the worst, Obama Administration outlaws the fan to prevent it from being hit by certain objects. May Day: Anarchists plan, schedule, synchronize, and execute a coordinated campaign against all of the above. In: Flatten the country. Che Guevara's son hopes Cuba's communism will rub off on US, proposes a long list of people the government should execute first. Bovine community outraged by flatulence coming from Washington DC. In last-ditch effort to help Ukraine, Obama deploys Rev.

For years people online have stated Michelle Obama is a man, due to her large hands and feet, as well as her height. White House hires part-time schizophrenic Mandela sign interpreter to help sell Obamacare. Jerry Brown single-handedly stops wildfires in his state by issuing an immediate statewide ban on wildfires. NASA's new mission to search for racism, sexism, and economic inequality in deep space suffers from race, gender, and class power struggles over multibillion-dollar budget. Oslo, Norway: Nobel Peace Prize goes to advocacy group about which you'll forget immediately after reading this headline. Post-election shopping tip: look for the PoliticsFree label at your local grocer to make sure you don't buy from companies that don't want your business anymore. They also cite the fact she had trouble conceiving, which is not proof someone is a man. Trump suggests creating 'Muslim database'; Obama symbolically protests by shredding White House guest logs beginning Michelle Obama and Barack Obama People have repeatedly called Michelle Obama manly on social networking and website feedback sections.

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Ex-president Obama declares Irma "Hurricane of Peace," urges not to jump to conclusions and succumb to stormophobia. Conservative think tank introduces children to capitalism with pop-up picture book "The Road to Smurfdom". Concerned with mounting death toll, Taliban offers to send peacekeeping advisers to Chicago. Obama proposes a Paris Economic Change agreement among nations to address how world will cope with future runaway economic warming. The Independent reported: In a minute video, the Infowars host analyses footage and photos which he believes prove Ms Obama has a penis. Climate study: extreme weather may be caused by unlicensed witches casting wrong spells in well-meaning effort to destroy Trump. White House: Republican takeover of the Senate is a clear mandate from the American people for President Obama to rule by executive orders. Bigfoot found in Ohio, mysteriously not voting for Obama.

Gavin Newsom follows up by mandating them to have electricity by Desperate Democratic candidates plead with Obama to stop backing them and instead support their GOP opponents. There, the appendage could be quite clearly seen swinging while she danced and pushing out the sheer, loose fabric of what appear to be white linen trousers. Congressional Democrats: John Dean's testimony proves Trump is Nixon in disguise and must be impeached. Red Square. Sharpton and Rev. In: Flatten the country. Women's March against fascism completed with , fewer deaths than anticipated. Guilt Quiz Interactive Collective Quiz. For years people online have stated Michelle Obama is a man, due to her large hands and feet, as well as her height.

People's Karaoke Progressive sing-alongs for collective dancing and marching. Jerry Brown single-handedly stops wildfires in his state by issuing an immediate statewide ban on wildfires. Screen Shot at 9. Feminist author slams gay marriage: "a man needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle". Sharpton: "British royals should have named baby 'Trayvon. Shocker: Obama had no knowledge he'd been reelected until he read about it in the local newspaper last week. Accusations of siding with the enemy leave Sgt. Trump politicizes the 4th of July, declares it henceforth to be called the 45th of July, or July the Trumpth.

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